The pool has a lighted spa by the pool house and waterfall features. It reminds us of the time that Ozzy Osbourne completely freaked out the band in Lakeland, Florida, when they were staying at a hotel during a tour. Ozzy took off his pants and put a dollar bill in his butt, offering it to people at the bar by the hotel’s pool. When an old woman yelled at him, he stole her bag and ran away, then came back wearing a dress he found in it.
He then approached Motley Crue and said he wanted to do a bump. The band said they were out of blow. Ozzy insisted that he wanted to do a bump, and Sixx handed him a straw.
“[H]e walked over to a crack in the sidewalk and bent over it. I saw a long column of ants, marching to a little sand dugout built where the pavement met the dirt,” Sixx writes. “And as I thought, ‘No, he wouldn’t,’ he did. He put the straw to his nose and, with his bare white a– peeking out from under the dress like a sliced honeydew, sent the entire line of ants tickling up his nose with a single, monstrous snort.”
Ozzy then peed on the patio and lapped it up. Then he dared Sixx to do the same. Sixx, who felt he couldn’t risk the band’s reputation, peed on the patio and steeled himself to do the same. But then Ozzy beat him to it and lapped up that pee, too. All of this was done in front of a crowd of horrified onlookers.
“I threw up my hands: ‘You win,’ I said. And he did: From that moment on, we always knew that wherever we were, whatever we were doing, there was someone who was sicker and more disgusting than we were,” Sixx wrote.
