Funny, Weird and Just Plain Awesome Job Descriptions

These strange and often very funny descriptions make hunting for a job significantly more entertaining.

Funny, Weird and Sometimes Just Plain Awesome Job Descriptions

Searching for a job isn’t always fun and easy. Even if the job you’re searching for is, well, fun and easy. Some job descriptions can be so specific or so loquacious that it’s overwhelming.

So if you’re hunting for a job or just want to do some pleasant pursuing to remind yourself just how varied and interesting the job market is, here is a fun reminder. These are all job descriptions from real job postings.

What More Could You Axe For?

Harry Was Such a Scallywag

Must Hate Parasites

Gif Ready, Here We Come

If You’re Protective of Your Soul, This Could Be a Great Opportunity

In Short, Only Weird People Work Here

Tacos For Breakfast Is a Regular Thing

If You Can Make People Laugh AND Make a Rat Trust You, You’ll Basically Get This Job

Regular Pretzel Blizzards Need Not Apply

Bacon Eating Not Actually Required

Must Be Able to Spell and Use 'Portmanteau' In a Sentence

What If Jeff Ross Is Above Level 30 in Pokemon Go?

Get Hired, Work a Few Years, Retire...It’s That Easy?

And Now for the Hyper-Specific Question Portion of the Application

You Need to Know What You Know Well, but You Need to Know What You Don’t Know Even Better

Put That Friendly Face to Good Use

Perhaps There’s a Better Word Choice

If Weird Is the New Normal, Does That Make Normal Weird?

Pun Wizards Welcome, but Pun Warlocks Shall Be Shunned

You’re About to Be Employed AND Loved Unconditionally