Bottom line: Sticking with cured meats, we bring you perhaps the worst idea ever in breakfast convenience: bacon wrapped in foil that you heat in a toaster — not a toaster oven, but a slot toaster.
While this sounds super-innovative, especially for the 1960s, if any bacon grease leaked out of the packets, the toaster would go up in flames. If that wasn’t enough, microwaved bacon was even more “instant” than toaster bacon, so the shtick didn’t really work.
Still, plenty of folks think this concept deserves a revival.